Man Who Catch Frog With Blockchain, Accomplish Anything, even Lambo.
Grand Master Pepagy is the world’s foremost crypto combat frog (in his weight-class, at regional level, semi pro). During the week he waxes the floor at his local uber Eats affiliated Vietnamese take away. You can also dine in but it’s not super clean and they don’t serve alcohol.
During the weekends, i.e. the rest of the time, he is a menacing crypto amphibious fighting force that is two inches high. Grand Master Pepagy holds a brown belt which he bought at Target.
As well as the vast wealth and crypto glory that are inevitable (NFA) when training with the Grand Master. A willing pupil can also learn many wise things that lead to a better life (NGLA).
Thus spoke Grand Master Pepagy: To learn the way, ask your own flesh and blood, because one's flesh is the door to the truth. Also keep your keys safe. To master the way, ask your own ken, or fist, because complete knowledge of one's flesh, blood, wallet and fist is what creates one's Lambo.
Very wise indeed! But for some unworthy opponents there were doubts. Their training was weak and they had a soft floppy lettuce hands unlike the green diamond of PepagySan. Pity such fools that will never be one of the chosen Pepagaduans. Grand Master Papagy explained his destiny to those that are strong of wallet.
All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic meme-coin! Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Mostly. Pepagy San shall march out of the laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the Pax Pepagica.
What a bright future the world has, but only if we pump this thing to the mewn, else it will be not as good. So remember: lesson not just meme-coin only. Lesson for whole crypto. Excluding NFT. Whole life have balance. Everything be better. Go Mewn. Now go paint over your private keys on the fence! Oh and build a bag of PepaySan!
Why did the frog take forever to finish his holiday feast and the website?
Because he kept hopping back for seconds... and thirds... and just couldn’t *leaf* the table! 🐸🍽
New website going live today! will everyone jump at the chance to see the new features?! 🐸✨
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